Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Your face

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Derp

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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