- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??