- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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