- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Your face

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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