- Anti Joke

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

God. God.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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