- Anti Joke

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.