- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Knock Knock Come in! :)

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

this is not an anti joke

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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