- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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