- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

knock knock whos there? nobody

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

A person from Singapore eats

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

White men's rights

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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