What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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