What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Hello

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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im at school

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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