- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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