Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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knock knock There's no door

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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