- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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