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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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