- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Yock

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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