What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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boobs.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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