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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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