theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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