Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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knock knock There's no door

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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