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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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