- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Today is March 22.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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