- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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