What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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women rights

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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