Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

I shot a bitch.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Agent 47.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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