- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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