- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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