- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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