I like colin but not as much as apple

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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OIO

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Obama

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Feminism.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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My parents died!

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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