Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Continents are large islands.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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