- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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