What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Where's the dick??? east

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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