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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's blue? The sky.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Two guys walk into a bar.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

FIONN'S LIFE

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

your social life.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's blue? The sky.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Two guys walk into a bar.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

FIONN'S LIFE

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

your social life.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away