Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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