- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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