Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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