- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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