What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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