- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

People...

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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