- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

So, how 'bout that airline food?

black people are white when i use night gogles

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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