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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why did the

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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