What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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