- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

spell backwards: taco cat

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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