- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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