- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Potassium? K.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

I'm gay.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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