Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Female rights.

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