What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Female rights.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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My parents died!

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Feminism.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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