The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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OIO

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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