What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Winter

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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