What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

woman..parallel parking

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

honest politician

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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